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The
Roommate
Manual

For the 8-week-old
landlord in your life.

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Chapter 1: The Base Camp

Welcome home! 🏠

Since you are in a House Share, your bedroom is now "Base Camp."

⚠️ The First 2 Weeks Rule:
Keep the kitten in your bedroom. 100% of the time.

Why?

  • The house is too big (scary!).
  • They will lose the litter tray (messy!).
  • Housemates opening the front door (dangerous!).

Chapter 2: The Poop Situation

I know you have a shared bathroom, but...

🚫 DO NOT put the tray in the bathroom yet.

At 8 weeks, if they need to go, they need to go NOW. They cannot run down the hallway.

Bedroom Setup:

  • Tray: Furthest corner from bed.
  • Food: Opposite corner from tray.
  • Type: Wood pellets (non-clumping).
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Chapter 3: The Humans

Your housemates are friends, but to a kitten, they are giants.

The Protocol:

  • Door Sign: Put a sticky note on your door: "Kitten Inside! Watch your feet!"
  • Meeting: Invite housemates into YOUR room, one at a time. Have them sit on the floor.
  • The Kitchen: This is a "No Paws" zone. Hygiene keeps housemates happy!

Chapter 4: Buy This Stuff

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🚽 Covered Litter Tray (Reduces smell in your room!)
🛌 A "Cave" bed (They need to hide)
🧶 Wand Toy (For tiring them out)
🌲 Scratching Post (Save your deposit!)
🧪 Enzymatic Cleaner (Vital for accidents)
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Chapter 5: Sleep (Or lack thereof)

The Zoomies (10 PM - 12 AM)

She will go crazy. She will bite your toes. This is normal.

How to survive in 1 room:

  1. Play Hard: At 9 PM, play until she is panting.
  2. Feast: Feed her a big wet meal immediately after play.
  3. Ignore: If she cries at night, do not speak to her. Silence is golden.
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